Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

In this text-based adventure, you play as an amateur sleuth who finds themselves in a bizarre town where everyone greets you with cryptic 'hellos' instead of names. Each resident has a unique greeting that hints at their quirky personality, peculiar backstory, or secret. Your mission is to decode these greetings to uncover who committed a mischievous crime that has left the townsfolk in an uproar. As you navigate hilarious dialogues, collect bizarre clues, and interact with eccentric characters, you'll find that every hello might just be a breadcrumb leading to the truth. Can you untangle the social web of 'hellos' and solve the mystery before the town spirals further into chaos?