Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

In a bustling metropolis where everyone seems to greet each other with odd hellos that hold hidden meanings, you play as a sarcastic private investigator named Sam Wit who specializes in decoding social interactions. One day, the city is thrown into chaos when people start forgetting how to say hello. As Sam, you'll follow a trail of bizarre salutations and quirky characters—from an underground linguist gang to a cult that worships the 'perfect hello.' Each interaction reveals clues about the city’s peculiar social dynamics and the mystery behind disappearing greetings. Your choices will reshape the narrative as you navigate through relationships, misunderstandings, and a variety of tongue-in-cheek dialogue options.