Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

In a world where everyone greets one another with nonsensical and increasingly absurd 'hellos,' you are a part-time detective and full-time misanthrope thrust into solving the strangest case of your life. It starts with a cryptic message containing random greetings and spirals into a tumultuous journey through bizarre social gatherings, each stranger than the last. Unravel the mystery of the enigmatic Greetings Guild that controls the greetings of your town, while navigating the hilarious and chaotic friendships formed along the way. Will you uncover who controls the greetings and why? Or will you simply become part of the madness?