Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

In this quirky, text-based mystery adventure, you play as an anonymous mail courier in a surreal alternate reality where people's greetings have gone missing. Each day, you deliver bizarre packages to eccentric characters in a vibrant, strangely comedic town. As you delve deeper into the investigation, you must navigate through a series of humorous dialogues, uncover strange comedic plots involving missing hellos, and piece together clues that lead to a mysterious 'Greeting Thief'. Use your wit to solve riddles and make choices that change the townsfolk’s responses to you, revealing their secrets and adding to their charm. Can you restore their greetings and save the day without losing your sanity (or your gig)?