Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

In this interactive text-based game, you play as a bumbling yet lovable private investigator in a quirky town where everyone is overly friendly – to the point of absurdity. After receiving a stack of mysterious 'hellos' from various townsfolk, it’s your job to unravel the tangled web of relationships among the locals. Each 'hello' leads you deeper into the town’s secrets, filled with offbeat characters, absurd scenarios, and hilariously exaggerated dilemmas. As you match greetings to their owners, you uncover a conspiracy that threatens to break the town’s oddly polite social fabric. Will you crack the case or just end up befuddled by all the pleasantries?