Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

In this interactive text-based game, you play as an unconventional private investigator named Sam Quirk, who specializes in solving strange and perplexing social dilemmas. Your latest case? A series of awkward hellos. Someone in your quirky town is delivering mysteriously familiar greetings that leave the recipients perplexed and embroiled in drama. With each interaction, you must collect clues, piece together the backstories of various townsfolk, and unravel the tangled web of relationships, all while navigating absurd situations and hilarious misunderstandings. Will you get to the bottom of these elusive hellos before chaos erupts and the town is thrown into a comedy of errors?