Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

In this witty interactive text-based adventure, you play as an unassuming mail clerk named Sam who suddenly receives a mysterious package containing a peculiar device: a 'Hello Detector'. This quirky machine can identify where various greetings come from, and it seems someone is sending out hellos with secret messages hidden within. As you navigate through increasingly ridiculous scenarios—from local coffee shops to eccentric cult gatherings—you must unravel the tangled web of greetings gone wrong and their tie-ins to an ancient society that thrives on social interactions. Collect clues, evaluate suspicious hellos, and interact with a host of quirky characters; the fate of social greetings hangs in the balance, and it's your job to save it!