Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

Dive into the chaotic world of 'Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?' where you play as a quirky private investigator in a bustling city plagued by a bizarre social phenomenon: everyone has begun greeting each other with surreal, inexplicable phrases instead of the usual 'hello.' Your task is to unravel the mystery behind these unusual greetings. Meet a cast of eccentric characters, from a conspiracy theorist who believes it's an alien invasion, to a poet who finds inspiration in the absurdity. Use your wit and detective skills to gather clues, decipher meanings, and potentially find the origin of these outlandish hellos. Your choices will influence the storyline, leading to multiple endings filled with laughter and absurdity.