Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

Set in a bizarre alternate reality where greetings are a form of currency, players assume the role of a quirky anthropologist charged with unearthing the underground world of social interactions. As you navigate a surreal town where each hello has a value, you must forge alliances, decode the secret language of greetings, and outsmart rival greeting-collectors to become the ultimate social mogul. Your goal is to reclaim your hometown's unique hellos from the sinister 'Greeters'—a shadowy group hoarding the best welcomes for themselves. Choices you make affect the way other characters interact with you, leading to humorous and unexpected outcomes. Every decision can bring you closer to social dominance or result in hilariously disastrous etiquette faux pas.