Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

Step into the shoes of Malcolm Quirk, a quirky detective who has mysteriously lost his ability to say 'hello' without causing hilarious misunderstandings. In a city where pleasantries have become a battleground of social faux pas, you must navigate through a series of absurd dilemmas, decipher bizarre clues, and interact with eccentric characters who have their own peculiar ways of greeting. Each choice you make will lead to different outrageous consequences, and your ultimate goal is to get your 'hello' back before the annual Gala of Greetings. Will you embrace the chaos and help Malcolm reclaim his lost greeting, or will the city's social norms spiral out of control?