Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

If these hellos have a hell, I need a one-way ticket out!

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In 'Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?', you play as a quirky private investigator named Sam Salutation, who specializes in tracing mysterious greetings. When a bizarre wave of cryptic salutations floods your small town—messages like 'Salutations, my fellow temporal travelers!'—you must unravel their origin before society devolves into chaos. Explore offbeat locations, interview eclectic townsfolk, and decipher strange symbols in a comically absurd world. Your choices determine how you interact with each character, shape the unfolding narrative, and recently discovered world of anthropomorphic greetings! Can you restore sanity to Salutation Springs?