Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

In this twisted, interactive text adventure, you play as an eccentric investigator named Morty Quirk, tasked with unraveling the bizarre mystery of magical greetings that inexplicably appear all over your hometown. Every time someone says 'hello' in a specific way, it alters reality! You'll encounter a cast of quirky characters—including a rival detective obsessed with greeting etiquette, a conspiracy theorist convinced that the greetings are alien communications, and an elderly librarian with a secret stash of enchanted phrases. Use your wit to decipher clues, craft your own greetings that manipulate the world around you, and expose the truth behind these hellos before they change everything— or you could end up in a dimension where no one can speak at all!