Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

In a quirky metropolitan city, you play as a washed-up private detective, stuck in a bizarre case involving mysterious greetings that are popping up all around town. Each time you turn a corner, you encounter a new, overly dramatic hello from a colorful cast of characters – from an eccentric barista to a retired opera singer. Your task is to uncover the origin of these greetings, but the deeper you go, the more absurd the situation becomes. Unearth hilarious backstories, uncover dark secrets, and navigate through ludicrous dialogue choices as you encounter the city’s oddities. Will you solve the mystery or get lost in a sea of ridiculous hellos?