Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

In 'Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?', you play as Juno Sparks, a quippy amateur detective who stumbles upon a bizarre phenomenon where the greetings exchanged in your town have been replaced with cryptic messages that shift in meaning every time someone says 'hello.' As Juno, you must unravel the mystery of the enchanted greetings, encounter eccentric townsfolk, and navigate through comical misunderstandings. Each decision you make leads you into wild and absurd scenarios ranging from absurd public performances to a showdown with a cult of overly friendly greeting card enthusiasts. Can you solve the riddle before everyone forgets how to say hello?