Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

In a world where people communicate exclusively through cryptic greetings, you play as Alex, a private investigator with an uncanny ability to interpret 'hellos'. Your challenge? Decipher a series of bizarre and seemingly meaningless greetings that lead you deep into a web of quirky characters and outlandish plots. From a conspiracy of feral greeting card punks to a mysterious cult that worships the greeting 'Howdy', every interaction is drenched in absurdity. The fate of social communication hangs in the balance, and the only way to save the day is by piecing together the meanings that lie beneath the surface. Will you emerge victorious or forever be trapped in a loop of awkward hellos?