Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

In a world where greetings have been outlawed, you play as a failing stand-up comedian who inadvertently becomes the leader of an underground movement to reclaim the art of saying 'hello.' The government has enacted an absurd law that mandates silence in public spaces, aiming to create a surreal utopia devoid of socializing. Venture through bizarre settings—from an awkwardly quiet coffee shop to a tightly controlled library—as you gather a diverse cast of quirky supporters. Uncover the twisted motivations behind the anti-greeting regime, confront hilarious villains, and use your comedic talents to revive connections among the citizens through interactive dialogue that influences the story’s outcome.