Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

In a quirky multiverse where every hello leads to a whirlwind of confusion, you play as a professional 'Hello Investigator.' Each time you receive a hello from an unknown source, it triggers a bizarre chain of events that you must navigate to uncover the identity of the sender. You'll interact with eccentric characters, such as an overly enthusiastic barista who brews coffee with actual spells, a hipster time traveler who only speaks in memes, and a conspiracy theorist who believes the hellos are coded messages from a secret organization. As you piece together clues and tackle progressively absurd scenarios, you'll find that the truth behind the hellos is more ridiculous—and possibly world-altering—than you could ever imagine.