Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

You play as a sardonic librarian in a small town where every day, a new bizarre mystery unfolds, often triggered by a handful of eccentric residents greeting each other in peculiar ways. As you navigate through witty dialogues and eccentric characters, you must collect clues and solve quirky problems that arise from these over-the-top greetings. Will you uncover the reasons behind the strange hellos, or will you be forced to join them in their chaotic daily antics? Each choice you make leads to different comedic scenarios, ultimately leading to a hilarious conclusion.