Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

In a bizarre and whimsical world where greetings hold magical power, you play as 'Alfie', an underappreciated barista at a café that serves the most peculiar patrons—time travelers, dreamers, and sentient objects. One day, you discover a mysterious collection of enchanted hellos scattered throughout your café. Each hello comes with its own story and effects, altering reality in absurd ways. Navigate through a series of strange conversations, solve quirky puzzles, and choose your responses wisely, as each hello you engage with brings you closer to unveiling the café's magical past and your own identity. Will you throw caution to the wind and embark on this nonsensical journey or play it safe and serve mediocre lattes forever?