Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

So many hellos, so little time—who knew greetings could be so... demanding?

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Set in a bustling, quirky city where every resident has their own unique greeting style, players step into the shoes of a burnt-out convenience store clerk, Max. One day, Max wakes up to find that the most popular greetings have mysteriously disappeared overnight, throwing the city into chaos. As players navigate the urban landscape, they collect clues, interrogate eccentric characters, and engage in witty banter. Each choice impacts the variety of greetings they can restore—snappy hellos, elaborate welcomes, or even bizarre catchphrases. Will you turn the tide of this social catastrophe, or will the city forget how to say hello?