Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

In this whimsical text-based adventure, you play as Alex, an overly curious postman in a quirky town where every letter mysteriously ends up in the wrong mailbox. Each day, you're tasked with delivering mail filled with absurd messages and bizarre greetings. As you unravel the comical chaos surrounding these errant 'hellos,' you hop between the zany lives of the townsfolk, uncovering secrets, forming oddball friendships, and even stumbling upon a hidden conspiracy about the 'Hello Cult' that believes every greeting has a deeper meaning. Will you solve the great greeting mystery before the next town gathering, or will you just keep tossing letters like confetti?