Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

Step into the chaotic world of Harland City, a bustling metropolis filled with eccentric characters and hidden magic. You play as Nia, a hapless greeting card writer who stumbles upon an ancient secret revealing that greetings are more potent than they seem. Strange hellos are causing unrest among the city's mythical inhabitants, leading to bizarre turf wars between rival greeting factions. Your mission? Navigate the urban jungle, unravel the mystery of these offensive hellos, and restore harmony before the entire city is drowned in awkward social situations. Each choice you make alters the ongoing narrative, with wild side quests and unexpected encounters that keep the stakes sky-high and the humor outrageous.