Step into the quirky world of 'Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?', a text-based adventure where you play as Alex, a private investigator in a bustling city plagued by a mysterious phenomenon: people's greetings are vanishing. Each morning, residents awake to find that their typical 'hello' has been replaced with bizarre phrases, causing a ripple of confusion and comedic chaos. As Alex, you'll talk to eccentric witnesses, decipher cryptic clues, and navigate the hilarious consequences of a world bereft of its usual pleasantries. Ultimately, you must unravel the mystery behind the bizarre greetings before the city descends into utter absurdity.