Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

In this quirky text-based adventure, you play as a sleuth specializing in the art of greetings. When a bizarre epidemic sweeps through the small town of Quirktown, everyone starts mixing up their hellos, leading to misunderstandings, chaos, and a series of comedic events. Your mission is to decipher the mystery behind this bizarre phenomenon while navigating through eccentric townsfolk, their strange customs, and uncovering hidden secrets. With your witty commentary and sharp observations, can you restore proper greetings before the town devolves into complete mayhem?