Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

In a world where greetings dictate social status, you awaken one day to find yourself burdened by an absurd curse: every person you meet greets you with a unique salute that holds the key to their secrets, desires, and identities. As a newly minted 'Greeting Detective,' you'll navigate a bizarre city filled with whimsical characters—an overdramatic mime with an unfulfilled dream, a philosopher cat who speaks in riddles, and a librarian who collects hellos like stamps. Your mission? Solve the mystery of your own unclaimed hellos while collecting eccentric greetings to unlock your ability to communicate and engage with reality. Will you piece together the puzzle of your strange city or end up lost in a sea of absurdity?