Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

In this quirky interactive text-based adventure, you play as a hapless greeting card designer, who accidentally receives a mysterious package filled with strange cards that feature bizarre and cryptic greetings. Each card you encounter leads you to a series of ridiculous encounters with an eccentric cast of characters, from a fortune teller who misreads your future to a conspiracy theorist convinced the cards are part of a larger plot. As you navigate this whimsical world, you must decipher the meanings behind the hellos and find out who sent you these cards—while trying to keep your sanity intact through witty dialogue and absurd situations.