Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

In a quirky town teeming with bizarre characters, you, a washed-up greeting card writer, stumble upon a cryptic message hidden within a stack of unsent cards. As you embark on an adventure to uncover who keeps sending mysterious greetings to the townsfolk, you navigate whimsical locales, engage in witty banter with eccentric townspeople, and solve absurd puzzles that reveal both the truth and the heartwarming absurdity of human connections. Will you restore the joy of greeting cards, or will you just become another forgotten page in the town's history?