Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

In this interactive text-based game, you play as a sarcastic detective in a quirky, surreal city where greetings become dangerously mysterious. One day, you receive a letter filled with ambiguous 'hellos' seemingly designed to confuse you. Each greeting leads you down a rabbit hole of bizarre characters and twisted subplots, uncovering a hidden society that communicates solely through cryptic salutations. As you piece together the meaning behind these enigmatic greetings, you must navigate relationships, encounter unexpected betrayals, and solve outlandish puzzles that blend humor with drama. Can you decipher the 'hellos' that hold the key to a greater conspiracy within the city?