Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

If I had a nickel for every weird hello... well, I’d have a helluva lot of change!

Mystery Comedy-Drama Text Game

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In this interactive text-based game, you play as Max, a down-on-their-luck private investigator in a quirky, vibrant city where greetings mysteriously materialize out of thin air—literally! Every day, unclaimed hellos and unexpected salutations appear at random locations. As you dig deeper, you uncover a web of absurd conspiracies involving eccentric townsfolk, magical greetings, and an underground community of 'Hello Thieves' who hoard these phrases for a wild social experiment. It's a race against time to discover the source of the phenomenon, all while navigating zany characters and comedic misadventures that will keep you guessing and laughing.