Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

If I had a nickel for every creepy greeting, I'd be rich enough to invest in a 'normal' life instead.

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In a quirky town where greetings seem suspiciously personal, players assume the role of a down-on-their-luck private investigator named Charlie Cheerio. As the local residents start receiving bizarre, personalized greetings—such as 'Hey, spicy pickle!' or 'Greetings, king of the llamas!'—Charlie must uncover the secret behind these uncanny hellos. Explore vibrant locations, engage with eccentric characters, and utilize clues hidden within the texts themselves. Each interaction leads you deeper down the rabbit hole, revealing a larger conspiracy that ties every resident together. Choices made throughout the investigations uncover multiple endings based on which relationships Charlie nurtures or sabotages along the way.