Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

In this quirky text-based mystery, you play as Charlie, a washed-up greeting card writer who wakes up in a bizarre town where everyone has a peculiar greeting style, and nobody recognizes each other. After receiving a series of strange 'hellos' that seem to hold coded messages, you must navigate through eccentric shops, bewildering parties, and unconventional encounters. Your goal is to track down the mysterious 'Greetinator', an unseen figure thought to be behind this outlandish phenomenon. Engage in witty banter, unravel clues, and make choices that will lead to hilarious outcomes, all while trying to rediscover the true meaning of a simple greeting.