Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

In a world where greetings hold strange power, you wake up to find everyone you know mysteriously disappearing—after they mistakenly uttered bizarre phrases as their greetings. As you traverse a zany city filled with eccentric characters and unpredictable plot twists, you must collect these alarming greetings while uncovering a conspiracy that threatens to erase social interactions entirely. Choose your responses carefully in this humorous text adventure, where every decision could lead to a new revelation or another misplaced hello.