Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

In this quirky interactive text-based game, you play as a disgraced greeting card writer who accidentally stumbles upon a secret society that communicates exclusively through greetings. Each chapter presents you with a new greeting you must decipher to uncover the identity of a mysterious figure who has been leaving bizarre cards at your door. Navigate through eccentric characters and their interpretations of proper hellos, while making choices that lead to unexpected comedic outcomes and confrontations. Will you be able to determine whose hellos are actually influencing the fate of this underground community?