Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

Step into the quirky world of high-stakes greetings! In this interactive text-based game, you play as Sam, a lowly greeting card designer who uncovers a bizarre conspiracy involving a secret society dedicated to ridiculous and overly elaborate greetings. Your goal? To navigate through a series of absurd encounters and unravel who is behind these strange hellos before they threaten the very fabric of social interaction! Engage with a colorful cast of characters, make choices that alter your path, and collect outrageous greeting cards to aid your journey. Laugh, puzzle, and interact in a storyline that fuses humor with intrigue, forcing you to truly question: who are these hellos from, and why do they matter?