Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

Step into the quirky world of Armando Hello, a down-on-his-luck private investigator in a city plagued by strange, unsolicited greetings from unknown sources. As Armando, you'll unravel a series of comedic yet dramatic mysteries that involve eccentric townsfolk, interdimensional mailboxes, and bizarre contracts signed over nothing but a cheeky hello. Navigate through choices that affect your relationships, your career, and perhaps even the very fabric of greeting etiquette itself. Encounter colorful characters like the enigmatic greeting card artist, the overly friendly mail carrier, and the grumpy barista with a secret past. Will you uncover the source of these peculiar hellos or get lost in a satire of social norms where the excitement is as unpredictable as an unreturned greeting?