Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

Welcome to my coffee shop, where every greeting could be a cry for help or just a poorly timed dad joke!

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In a world where greetings hold secret meanings, you play as a lowly barista in a hipster cafe suddenly thrust into a perplexing conspiracy. Your ordinary life spirals when strange characters bombard your work with cryptic hellos, each linked to an underground network of social apathy. As you immerse yourself in their lives through witty dialogue and unexpected choices, unravel their hidden messages, collect quirks, and navigate elaborate interactions that influence your relationships and the outcome of the story. Call upon your charm, investigate the sayings, and solve the enigma of who—if anyone—truly cares about these hellos.