Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

Who knew saying hello could be this hellish? Let's greet chaos!

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Set in a dystopian world where everyone is required to say 'hello' to each other in increasingly elaborate and ostentatious ways, players navigate through the absurd social norms of their society. As a newcomer with a secret agenda, you must collect information from various quirky characters—each with their own ridiculous take on greetings—while avoiding the Hellos Squad, a group that enforces greeting conformity. Your choices determine whether you’ll blend in or stand out as you climb the social ladder, sabotage the system, or even spark a revolution against the insipid traditions of pleasantries!