Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

Set in a quirky alternate reality where greetings hold immense power, players assume the role of a disgruntled Greeting Officer in the town of Saluto. One day, you receive an anonymous package containing mysterious greeting cards that unleash bizarre side effects on the townsfolk when read aloud. As you unravel the identity of the sender and the meaning behind the chaotic hellos that plague your community, you encounter eccentric characters—each with their own definition of a proper greeting—and embark on hilarious quests to restore proper etiquette. Your choices impact the town’s social dynamics, creating an unpredictable and comedic narrative with dramatic plot twists.