Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

In a world where greetings and introductions are traded like currency, you play as a disgraced Ex-Greeter, who has lost the ability to say 'hello' without triggering disastrous consequences. As you navigate quirky social landscapes littered with bizarre characters, each with their own unique method of saying hello, you must uncover the truth behind the Great Greeting Collapse: why all of society seems to go bonkers anytime someone says 'hi' or 'hey!' Explore a satirical take on social norms, interweaving humorous dialogues and thought-provoking choices. Will you rebuild the shattered connections among people or pull the fabric of society apart altogether? Find out as you attempt to reclaim your greeting privileges!