Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

In a quirky town where greeting people is a competitive sport, you play as Max, a disillusioned former champion who has sworn off greetings for good. However, when mysteriously cheerful greetings begin to appear across town with no known source, it's up to you to uncover the truth. Navigate through eccentric locations like the Overly-Friendly Bakery and the Awkward Silences Café, interacting with peculiar townsfolk who have their own unique greetings and quirks. Utilize your wit to solve puzzles, piece together clues, and ultimately reveal the identity of the Greeting Bandit, all while launching sarcastic comebacks that would make a stand-up comic proud. Your choices shape the outcome, leading to multiple humor-laden endings.