Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

In a world where greetings have gained sentience and are wreaking havoc, you play as 'Sal', a sardonic linguist who can communicate with these rogue hellos. Uncover the bizarre origins of this phenomenon while navigating a quirky city filled with eccentric characters who seem overly attached to their greetings. With branching narratives, humor-infused dialogue puzzles, and spontaneous confrontations between you and various 'hellos', your job is to determine whose hellos are causing chaos and restore order to social sanity. Along the way, you'll collect unique greetings as artifacts, use them to solve interpersonal conflicts, and perhaps even discover the secret behind why this all started.