Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

In this wacky interactive text-based adventure, you play as a disgraced greeting card writer who discovers an underground society that communicates exclusively through personalized hellos. When members of this peculiar group start disappearing, you must navigate through their eclectic world, filled with bizarre characters and even weirder situations. Solve clues hidden in greetings, participate in outrageous hello-themed competitions, and track down missing card writers while trying to clear your own name in this humorous mystery with unexpected twists. Every choice you make influences the storyline and reveals more about the absurdity of the greeting card industry!