Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

In a world where greetings have become a commodity, you play as an eccentric 'Salutations Specialist' who travels a quirky city to reclaim stolen hellos from various factions. Each faction uses greetings to gain power—some sell them, while others have turned them into bizarre rituals. Your mission is to outsmart these factions through witty dialogue, solve puzzles with clever responses, and negotiate the reclaiming of hellos. The game is filled with eccentric characters, wild inner monologues, and unexpected twists that humorously critique social norms about communication.