Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

You wake up in a bizarre world where every greeting is a riddle and strangers greet you with peculiar phrases. As a newly minted 'Greetings Investigator,' your mission is to uncover the meaning behind bizarre hellos and their connection to an ancient society of 'Hello-Historians.' Travel through quirky neighborhoods, interact with eccentric characters, and solve mind-bending puzzles—each revealing secrets of this whimsical universe. But beware, each time you solve a greeting, the fabric of reality shifts, with potentially hilarious and dramatic consequences.