Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

I came for the puns and stayed for the lunacy—leave it to me to ruin a perfectly good hello!

Mystery Dark Comedy Text Game

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In this interactive text-based game, you play as a disgruntled greeting card writer who wakes up to find their apartment mysteriously filled with bizarre greeting cards, each with a unique message and a different character's voice echoing through the halls. As you explore your home, you must decipher the clues hidden within these cards while dealing with the eccentric neighbors who seem to be involved in a larger, absurd plot. Unravel the connection between the cards, your past, and a local greeting card competition that could change the very fabric of your community. With quirky humor and unexpected twists, each choice you make leads you further into a web of hilariously dark secrets.