In 'Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?', you play as Sam Spire, an amateur private investigator whose skills are more suited for karaoke night than solving serious crimes. After receiving a series of mysterious 'hello' messages signed by various quirky characters in your town, you unravel a comedic mystery involving a missing mascot, a rival detective agency, and a plot to sabotage the annual Hello Festival. Each choice you make leads to different interactions—some enlightening, some absurd—shaping the direction of your investigation and the relationships with the townspeople. Will you uncover the truth and become a local legend, or will you just end up with extra 'hellos' to deal with?