Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

In this offbeat interactive text-based game, you play as Alex, a quirky journalist who stumbles upon a small, peculiar town where every resident has a unique way of greeting each other—some excessively enthusiastic, others deeply cryptic. Your mission is to investigate the town's secrets while trying to uncover the origin of these bizarre 'hellos' that seem to hold the key to solving a centuries-old mystery. Gather clues, interact with eccentric characters, and uncover hidden motives as you navigate this comedic maze of greetings that intertwine personal histories and town lore. Will you manage to piece together the puzzle before everyone's 'hellos' lead you astray?