Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

In a quirky town where every resident mysteriously greets each other with bizarre hellos that lead to wild misunderstandings, you play as Sam, a sarcastic and somewhat cynical private investigator. As you navigate through hilarious and absurd encounters, you'll unravel a conspiracy that involves the town's odd greeting traditions, a rogue group of pun enthusiasts, and a secret society of greeting card makers. With witty dialogue and branching storylines, your choices will determine how the story unfolds amidst the zany charm of the townsfolk. Can you figure out who started the greeting chaos before everyone forgets how to say ‘hello’?