Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

If I had a nickel for every time I said hello, I'd still be broke—because it’s all about the card revenue, baby!

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Step into the chaotic life of Sid Mulligan, a down-on-his-luck greeting card writer whose sharp wit and acute awkwardness have landed him in the middle of a bizarre mystery. After a series of stolen greeting cards begins to rock the card-writing community, Sid finds himself at the center of a feud between rival card companies, bizarre riddles crafted by an anonymous prankster, and the antics of eccentric characters. Navigate through hilariously absurd text choices, solve bizarre yet humorous puzzles, and talk your way out of sticky situations—while unearthing the truth behind the stolen hellos. With quirky plot twists and romance potential, this text-based adventure blends laughter with mystery.