Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

If they think a 'Howdy, partner!' is enough, they’re definitely in for a rude 'Bonjour!'

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In this quirky interactive text-based game, players step into the shoes of Alex, an underappreciated greeting card writer who suddenly finds themselves transported into a bizarre world where different cultures and eras collide. Faced with characters who only communicate through unexpected greetings—ranging from ridiculous to profound—Alex must navigate through since historical figures, fictional characters, and even obscure pop references to reclaim the stolen 'Golden Hello' that powers communication across dimensions. As you interact with each character, your choices dictate the type of greeting you will use, influencing the outcome of each encounter. Will Alex solve the mystery, bring back proper hellos, and charm their way through a world gone mad with miscommunication?